OWNED!

When someone inacts n00bish behaviour, incurring them to be bettered by something else...Therefore positioning them in an owned state (aka state of ownage)

little girl A hits big boy A in face with bat, big boy A cries, big boy A's friends heckle "OWNED" at him

by Paul Foster August 26, 2005

own

1) To possess an asset.
Slang: (owned) 1) One that has been worked, eliminated by someone more skilled.

Pete was owned in a paintball game by Bert due to greatly inferior ability.

by Rick VH May 27, 2003

owned

From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.

by Leolo May 11, 2009

Owned

v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death.
Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.

I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.

by Fast_Fingers March 8, 2005

OWNED!

when someone has a really good come back and beats u in the arguement!

"kelly i such a slag she slept with kevin"
" well why not i mean it's not like u and him r doing nething...OWNED!"

by sophiee December 28, 2005

Owned

To give someone a smart answer for when they ask stupid questions

masterbrain says:
ARE CARS GREEN AND HAVE LEGS THAT FLY?
Badwolf69 says:
In your drugged up world yes

Owned!!

by badwolf669 February 22, 2010

Owned

The state of something after it has been completely dominated by something else; the resistance put up is nothing compared to the incoming force, thus the object is owned.

Shit that squirrel just got owned by that steam roller.

by ddaD April 19, 2009