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Olongapo-Outhouse

A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.
Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!
by Jdog1 July 30, 2009
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Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014
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Outcog

To pass a Road Cyclist who considers themself Elite, by a regular commuter on a Mountain/Cross bicycle.
While riding my '92 Trek 7000, I Outcogged a Cannondale Super X.
by Tased and Confused August 25, 2016
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Outhouse Plunger

To perform reverse or regular cowgirl whilst the man is in the process or defecation on the seat of a throne or shitter
He went to drop a deuce and his women barged in an proceeded to ride him, thus performing the Outhouse Plunger.
by Dibbles Sr. January 1, 2020
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OutCorting

Are you Corti? Oh no.. You still owe me money...
You: Hey Corti, when will my payment come?
Corti: Bro give me 2 minutes!
*After 2 years*
You: Where is my money?
Corti: *No Answer*
You: Bro... You are really OutCorting...
by Proxator May 12, 2020
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Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021
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turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
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