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Oswego, IL

A town in Illinois located under Aurora, IL with an increasing gang problem and weed and nicotine addicted kids who go to Oswego High, or the prison of Oswego East (the white trash). Boulder Hill is where all the Hispanics, blacks, Asians, and white trash live. People are increasingly starting to get into gangs. Many bloods and crips are starting form here. Theres already been problem with Latin Kings. Its a slow moving process as people who've lived here before get the gang problems from neighbouring cities like Aurora and Joliet. Our mayor is deadass just a middle school math teacher who doesnt know how to help the problem. Get tf away from here - its getting worse.
Person: Im moving to Oswego, IL!

Person 2: Bru get tf outa here dont move there.
by zpgst May 29, 2022
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Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald

Shooting someone in a window while outside on the ground/in a car.
Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.

Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd
by XtRedChaos March 2, 2018
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Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.
Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh
by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023
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Oswaldian

An adjective used to describe objects (mostly clothes) that Clara Oswald (from the TV show Doctor Who) would use or wear.
Wow, I love these shoes! They are very Oswaldian!
by LouBee August 30, 2013
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Roy Oswalt

One of the best pitchers in the Nation League. Features a 93+ mph fastball, curveball at around 70 mph, and also will throw a few changeups and sliders. Has won 20 games in each of the past two seasons. May be best known for shutting down the Cardinals in game 6 of the NLCS to bring a National League Pennant to Houston for the first time in thier history.
Man.... Roy Oswalt was on last night. He might end up winning the Cy Young Award this year!
by Griff. May 30, 2006
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Oswaldo-Gago

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.
Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!
by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018
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