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Opinionless Bitch

A woman who can't think up their own opinions, such as fasion and music. Usually has to get brag about getting drunk on the weekend, and then boast about it for the following week. Generally wears what's 'cool' and frequently has meaningless sex and constantly brags how uncool other people are because they aren't as freakin' shallow as them.
May also be interested in celebrity gossip, as they cannot find another reason for their meaningless existance.
Girl 1: Oh my god, have you seen those new boots?
Girl 2: Yeah, I hate them, but this magazine, "SlutZ" says they're cool, so I'm going to buy them.
Man 1: You moronic, Opinionless bitches. DIE!
*Pulls out shotgun and empties both barrels in the girls' faces*
by SnipaMasta May 9, 2005
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in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.
In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.
by Mr. Languages May 19, 2016
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opinion

A belief held by a person that can be considered either true or false by other people
by Mister_E January 16, 2010
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unpopular opinion

An opinion disputed by the media as well as most of the "popular" population.
An example for unpopular opinion: #TweetYourUnpopularOpinion blonde girls aren't even hot at all
by kevin J February 1, 2014
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OpinionSearch

A crappy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on Sunday mornings.
OpinionSearch also has a tendency to not give two shits about its employees.

Should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.
1) I worked an 8-hour shift at OpinionSearch today and I want to slit my wrists.

2)Caller: Hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.

Client: *Click* or "I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!"

Caller: Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir? Hello sir?...

3)Caller: Hi this is (actual name) calling from OpinionSearch. We're looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your sexual habits. Would that be you?

Client: Pervert! I have your name and I'm calling the police!
by Scruffy from Canada February 18, 2010
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That's my opinion

Something a person says when they don't want to receive any heat for being totally wrong.
Person 1:"Blacks are disgusting, boorish, animals and Jews are ugly, money grubbing child snatchers. "
Person 2:"Wow, you're a bigot"
Person 1:"WHOA! That's my opinion, if you can't handle it get out of here you intolerant ass."
by Mzuark January 9, 2014
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opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.
Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.
by Evil Zak January 4, 2004
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