omfgstfu

omfgstfu stands for: Oh my f*cking god, shut the f*ck up.

Used when you are really angry at someone and just wish they would shut up.

Girl 1: So like, she's like suuuch a bitch like wtf. She's soo not cool and stuff.
Girl 2: omfgstfu. she's my friend.

by athy16athena February 8, 2009

Omfgzorzle

1. An expansion of Omgzorz usually used when someone gets owned or sees a long continuous chain of mollusks

2. A kind of pump-action shotgun that runs on faeces

"OMGZORZLE!!" screamed Paris Hilton in fright when she woke up and realised she magically grew a beehive.

My omfgzorzle owns.

by MetabolicLizard August 12, 2009

omfgffsstfu

acronym for: oh my fucking god, for fucks sake, shut the fuck up.

Usually used by persons who want to show off how 'l33t' they are.

MSN:
dude says:
omfgffsstfu
dudette says:
yeah, right

by Youdontwannaknowwhoiam July 14, 2007

OMFSM

Oh, my Flyng Spaggetti Monster. More funny version of OMG

Moron1: I hacked Microsoft's webpage last night.
Moron2: OMFSM! That's Incredible!

by OMFSM October 2, 2007

OMFIPU

An acronym for "Oh My Fucking Invisible Pink Unicorn".

Sometimes exclaimed by atheists, agnostics, and other religious skeptics as an alternative for "OMFG".

OMFIPU, my cat just puked on the floor again. =(

by Anarkism March 10, 2010

omfgwtfpolarbear

Something very unexpected
Origin: Lost series, where there was a polar bear on a tropical island.

omfgwtfpolarbear! Thet didn't kill Kenny!

by hatifnatten February 25, 2008

omfgimsoboredithurts

a really long word that is fused with abbreaviations of sentences. it is used to describe when you are extreemely bored.

omfgimsoboredithurts :|

by woahhhwtff September 10, 2010