Old Man Jeremy

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

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old people moment

A moment in which old people complain, freak out, and create problems for anyone around them.

Awww snap those old people are having a old people moment cuz the old lady lost her checkbook.

by user000001 May 9, 2009

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old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

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old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.

Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

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Old Fuckboy

A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.

Conversation at a College Reunion

Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.

by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018

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old world blues

Being so wrapped up in nostalgia for the past that you can not see or be a part of the current or future world.

Joe-24: See how he sit in that rocking chair, staring at nothing even though the hypnotron is on?
Jeb-16: Leave old #3 alone, Joe. He's just thinking about when food didn't come in squeeze tubes.
J-24: Haha, food always came in squeeze tubes! ...didn't they?
J-16: ...dem Old World Blues.

by Zombad December 23, 2013

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