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okiefied

“Okiefied” or “okiefide”, a term to describe poor craftsmanship of a white man.

“What’s all that crumpled metal sheeting welded onto the side of the fender?”

“Okiefied.”
What’s all that crumpled metal sheeting welded onto the side of the fender?”

“Okiefied.”
by rustypistoltrigger October 15, 2021
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Okiloni

Okiloni is the name of an awesome dude. From Hawaiian origin meaning the Heavens. He is the older friend and the cooler friend of the group, most likely high. If you find a guy with the name Okiloni make sure to cherish his friendship and have fun. He is a down to Earth guy with confidence. Also if you’re an ABG you should totally date Okiloni.
Girl 1: OMG did you see Okiloni?
Girl 2: Yeah he drives the sick ass car!
Girl 1: I wish I had a chance with him!
by thegayicon November 21, 2021
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okilani

The definition of that guy!

Probably a Rod Wave fan and is Polynesian!
Overall sweetest and best guy you’ll ever meet.
Friend 1: Hey, that Okilani guy is so cool!

Friend 2: Yeah! He’s super nice I just met him.
by Horseyrocks676 November 23, 2021
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Oilfield 10

When a woman enters or works at an oilfield site with many males. A scale of 1 to 10 is required for scoring a woman's beauty, but in the oilfields, that scale is skewed. An average 5 beauty scale would make a woman a 10.
See that dirty old lady, she's an Oilfield 10.
by Schlumberjacker August 7, 2022
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Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.
He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.
by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023
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OMILF

Old Maid I'd Like To Fuck

A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.

Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
Husband (talking to his buddies at work): "Wow, you should've seen my wife's sis show up to see to the kids while me and my wife went to dinner. She was such a OMILF! The kids were pretty happy too, though my wife wasn't..."
by joe995 September 14, 2023
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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