When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007
Get the Day off to J offmug. by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007
Get the Day Off To J Offmug. English slang expression which can be used as a noun or a verb:
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;
1 That piece of shit isn’t a Rolex, it’s a knock off;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
Get the Knock Offmug. by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
Get the zerking offmug. Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.
by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011
Get the Lump Offmug. The act of working a hard 8 hours and still achieving nothing; appearing tired after a grueling day of nothing.
by jason mcintosh January 26, 2008
Get the bogan-offmug. A friendly alternative for 'FUCK OFF'.
by 『THE 50% BITCH 』 September 7, 2016
Get the Buzz offmug.