nutgarbage

a hairy little creature who uses semen as a shampoo/conditioner, and is usually under four feet tall. it can become a wild savage, eating everything in site when angered. it is also a chronic masturbator. if you get near it, it will eat your nuts!

dude that was nutgarbage!!

by skeetmasta12 June 2, 2008

nutball soup

the act of urinating in a woman's mouth, then dipping your testicles into the pee filled mouth.

damn, charlie nutball souped that girl so hard last night!

by fkya May 6, 2010

nutbandit

Anyone who enjoys licking nuts.

Jenna Jameson is a super nutbandit.

by dirkdiggler186 January 11, 2008

nutbath

the act of bathing your sweaty testicles in a mountain stream while in the wilderness and a shower or other form of bathing is impossible

When Ben finished fly-fishing in the Third Meadow, he hiked back to camp and took a nutbath in the creek.

by GrangerBenji August 13, 2010

Nutnard

Noun. Most commonly used as a term of derision when an otherwise generally intelligent person does something stupid. However, the term is perfectly acceptable for use to describe a generally stupid person who does something stupid.

Don't look at me nutnard, you're the dealer as you could plainly see by the 'Dealer' chip right in front of you.

by Blackstacks November 18, 2010

Nubar

Standing in a person's path when they are trying to do something important. Usually involves spouting off esoteric information, telling stories with questionable validity, or asking people to guess which song is stuck in your head.

"Bro, I used a high-carbon atomizer to clean out the exhaust manifold on my civic... Jacked up the horsepow---"
"Don't nubar me dude, I'm trying to get this chick's number."

by moochiebushman November 5, 2014

ntbar

An up and coming abbreviation for "not to be a racist." Can precede or follow a statement that could be construed as racist.

Ntbar, but your outfit is ... cultural.

I'd like a big, black cock, ntbar.

by *Lady L* March 21, 2009