When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
by Evanishigh January 3, 2008
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Picky eater: THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
Fantastic chef: Here, try this Nuteggo.
Picky eater: THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
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by Huperman January 3, 2022
Get the Nuttmeg mug.The sharp, acidic, slightly savoury scented/tasting sweat that gathers between a blokes bollocks and his nipsy
"And we now take you over live to hear from the winner of Tour De France 2015, Chris Froome.
Congratulations Chris, you really pushed yourself in that final stage“
"Yeh, Thanks Brian. In thrilled. It was a real hard slog but so worth it. Although I would say, my nutegar was proper nasty by the end.. its rotted my saddle."
Congratulations Chris, you really pushed yourself in that final stage“
"Yeh, Thanks Brian. In thrilled. It was a real hard slog but so worth it. Although I would say, my nutegar was proper nasty by the end.. its rotted my saddle."
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Get the nutmegged mug.To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.
Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.
Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.
Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.
by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010
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Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency
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