4 definitions by Nikias
Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
by Nikias November 14, 2004
A perfect breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack, the Nuteggo is a sandwich made from 2 Eggo waffles with Nutella inbetween.
Picky eater: I want something delicious to eat!
Fantastic chef: Here, try this Nuteggo.
Picky eater: THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
Fantastic chef: Here, try this Nuteggo.
Picky eater: THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
by Nikias July 27, 2010
Man, do you have a tissue? I've been throwing up all morning from this wicked hangover and I need to clear out all this choog.
by Nikias April 1, 2016
A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.
Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
by Nikias October 24, 2005