nuke

a nuclear trained enlisted crew member of a submarine. Nukes are generally very intelligent with quick wit. They are extremely resourceful, playful, and notoriously lazy. They can usually be found thinking of ways to make fun of a coner or embarass an officer. Nukes receive extra pay (referred to as 'pro-pay') and bonuses for their training and this is a source of bad blood between them and coners.

Coner to Coner: "Man, I played Everquest for 6 hours last night while I was on duty. I'm just so tired now."
Nuke: "Shut the fuck up stupid coners, try working for a change on your duty day."
Coner to Nuke: "Quit cryin' nuke, that's why you get pro-pay!"

by frsu740 July 12, 2007

nuke

in MMORPGs, a 'nuke' is a ranged magic attack, usually dealing a good deal of damage. originally used in Everquest, the first 3d MMORPG. (not first mmorpg though)

WTF? that boss mob just nuked everything in the zone for 6000 damage!! >.<

by Main, 48 rogue. Guild: Drunken Horde September 15, 2005

nuke

Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!

You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

NUKE

THE NUKE!!!!!!! - ugliest of the ugly. like wtf happened to you i cant stop looking at how ugly you are lmao

the nuke is someone so ugly you keep looking at there face to see what went wrong theres not much more to say you gotta see it urself but you wil know they are hard to miss

by Jaipal August 30, 2010

nuke

A great weapon in wordStarcraft/word. Cloak a Ghost or two after you have a few silos armed and send them in to your enemy's base. The point of impact is indicated by a lazer point over the designated target.

noob:Hey, that looks like a lazer pointer...
voice: nuclear launch detected
noob: hey you didn't say there was nukes!
*noob was eliminated*

by Cpt.Bob October 6, 2003

nuke

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.

1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".

2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004

Nuke

An extremely ugly woman whose mere presence is enough to make a normally ugly female look attractive

Hey, did you hear about Johnny.
Nah, what happened.
We were clubbing last night and he hooked up with a "nuke".
I have lost all respect for him now.
Yeah, I'm deleting him off my Facebook for some shit like that.

by Balls are cool May 11, 2011