Nonerd

The complete lack of technical skills regarding the operation of a computer and all related devices

When it comes to hi tech things,my Dad is a complete Computer Nonerd

by Scot McConnell July 4, 2008

noonerhole

"Noonerhole" is extended slang for the original term "nooner," which is yet another slang term for the anus, since the world needs another one. It is particularly common in use as a derogatory reference to the soon to be penetrated anus of a sex partner or a potential sexual target. Also the name of a Bloodankh song.

Estimated usage: 400-500 people, mostly on livejournal.

darquechylde I want teh noonerhole, give me teh noonerhole

by br0d May 26, 2004

noner

One who stares at someone in a slightly stalking way, One who stares hoping the person does not catch you looking at them, one who nones

There was a guy at the bar who was just staring at us all and would not get away..he was a noner

by jilly falk June 12, 2005

noner

when you get a boner for absolutely no reason.

Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)

Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.

Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can pwn me

by Mark S. Perez January 9, 2007

noner

When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner

i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.

by Hdawg August 29, 2005

nooners

The name given to people when they are seen by people performing a nooner.

Hey I saw the nooners again today in the garage in her toyota.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008

noner

(no-ner)

When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.

Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-

Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)

by easy_pee March 4, 2014