guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
by mboz December 12, 2008
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a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual
Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008
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Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
Steve: "...dude..."
Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
Steve: "...dude..."
Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
by Maddict November 14, 2010
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Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
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guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
by mboz December 13, 2008
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