squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

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Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

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nose bleed

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.

Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed

by Tal April 17, 2005

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Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.

1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.

by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005

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the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.

iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

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