2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005

ramen noodles

pfft!!!! The best instant food on EARTH, created in Japan and originally used for japanese astronauts, they are now mostly consumed by poor college students, and ppl who wish they were japanese.

Chicken is one of the best flavores..I like cup ramen the best because it has the little dehydrated chickend and veggies in it...Yum.

by fook May 29, 2005

sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008

Noodles

1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz

One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.

by Siberian Moo Cow July 3, 2005

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

noodless

When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.

My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.

by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noodlesguitarstrings

very cool mutual, SHE GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES SOMETIMES. She pretends to hate ♤ when she secretly loves him. I feel the need to unmutual her when I she posts something about 2D or the EL MANANA INCIDENT. doesn't reply when I say goodnight. barely interacts on my videos. has like 5 fan pages and 1 hatepage. (managed by me 🤩)

you should follow noodlesguitarstrings !!

by noodles REAL s/o July 15, 2021