nonce

a person who has sex with young girls and boys.

ben beverage

by plantation cafe December 30, 2003

nonce

peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off

hey Angus you nonce.

by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009

nonce

A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker

Samuel is a rate nonce

by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016

nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.

1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."

by fwe22 May 16, 2006

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020