1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
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Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.
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n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
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