shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

Shmeat

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

shmeat

to have a small dick

sha has a serious case of shmeat

by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017