Mikkel Nielsen

a person who makes sure your team loses in a soccer game.

"what the fuck Mikkel Nielsen?!?! how didn't you catch that ball?"

by Lil KroGhLY May 1, 2019

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Niels

Someone while under the influence of marijuana runs away from cops at great speeds. If a cop is spotted 50 yards away from them arresting someone else, they decide to sprint away.

Reilly: hey look theres a cop down near rite aid.

Niels: fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

Dain:Where did niels go?

By this time niels is about 50 ft away running 20 mph.

by Therealistkillaz December 28, 2011

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nigel blackfoot

the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.

person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa

by svenson the jew May 8, 2009

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Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!

"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."

by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009

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niela

A Niela is the most beautiful girl you could ever meet.She is sensitive,sweet and understanding.She will light a room up in a flash and make everyone smile.

Oh my god!Niela is so beautiful!

by That's me!!!!! December 9, 2017

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