niederland

1. Yes (most common usage) 2. No 3. Damn 4. Thank you 5. No thanks 6. General purpose adjective, noun, or verb of indeterminate meaning (kind of like fuck)

Person A: "Did you receive the files I sent you?"
Person B: "Niederland"

by John L V October 11, 2008

niedermier

A sexual postion which involes when a set of partner are having anal sex and the man withdraws and spits on his partners back. When she/he turns around the man shoots his "cum" into her eye blinding the male/female and the proceedes to take a "dump" on her chest.

"Joe told me that he gave Mary a Niedermier last night."
"Dude! Don't tell me stuff like that- I might puke."

by ronald j. shults December 7, 2007

Nildo

A cross between a nigger and a dildo

Guy 1 : "That guy is such a nigger dildo."

Guy 2 : "You mean nildo"

by McLovin23 April 22, 2009

Niels

someone who has sex his girlfriend and then break up with her.

"I had sex with Emma yesterday." "Awesome! you gonna marry her?" "nah..i'm gonna break up with her." "omg, you're such a Niels."

by Bantumie September 15, 2009

Nildo

A dildo which provides zero enjoyment.

I need to get a man - this nildo aint worth shit.

by benebrius April 12, 2010

Naughty Nielsen

The act of spanking your sexual partner with the Holy Bible, or something that resembles the Bible. This is a common practice in BDSM and Fetish’s. The significance of Nielsen is there is a type of paddle used in BDSM practice that is called a Nielsen Paddle.

I thought Ian was a nice church boy, until he bent me over and did a “Naughty Nielsen” On me.

by TheLoaners July 10, 2018

Nielson

The rotted remnants of seman left behind after gay anal sex.

Dont get that Nielson on you. You'll never get the smell out.

by Johny Hopkins January 30, 2009