neckbeard

Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears

Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.

by Miles Schermerhorn January 7, 2008

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

Neckbeard

Anyone who makes long definitions to pointless words that nobody uses. AKA You.

"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."

by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015

neckbeard

The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.

Wow sexy gorilla lead me astray with your hairy neckbeard

by hotbazooka April 6, 2010

Neckbeard

A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.

I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!

by GVirus August 26, 2011

Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.

Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Neckbearding

Jokingly- A general term for the many actions an IT professional must do at work.

Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.

Person: What have you been doing all day?
Neckbeard: I've been neckbearding in Linux all day.

by Neckbeard2142 November 20, 2013