Nazar is an awesome person. He knows how to act around anyone. Mature. He sincerely cares about his siblings. He is a faithful christian who isn't afraid to say anything. A little quiet, a little tall, quite handsome. He is what you could call the perfect boyfriend. He is honest and friendly and doesn't purposely hurt people.
by Really weirded out November 6, 2019
Get the Nazar mug.As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 4, 2010
Get the Nearsighted Date mug.A beautiful and wise girl in Iranian culture.
Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
by nedagostino March 11, 2021
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Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
Get the Rectum, damn near killed him! mug.Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
Get the Near-winning addiction mug.Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.
Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010
Get the Nearfetched mug.A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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