Fox News Alert

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.

"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"

by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

It was in the news feed

An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."

by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011

bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.

Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.

by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004

HD News

HD news is your local news in high-definition. It's the same old news with widescreen cameras, sexy graphics and set, and when you can see the pimples on the anchor you thought was hot.

Channel 13 now has HD news, which means the graphics and set changed, but that one anchor lady doesn't look hot anymore.

by ntropolis February 1, 2007

Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.

"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

by √theProblem November 2, 2010

Newsgate

A scandal of unprecedented magnitude instigated by and then whipped up by certain unsavory elements of the news media.

Newsgate looks like it is going to be even bigger than Watergate !

by Uncle Wal July 18, 2011

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009