Newcastler

a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth

newcastler: hey!
guy 2: shut up, newcastler!

by ha ez May 1, 2023

Newcastle

Newcastle is an Australian city located on the coastline of NSW. It's mainly known for its coal export and nice beaches.

Person A: "Where do live?"

Person B: "Coal"

Person A: "I'm guessing Newcastle"

Person B: "Coal"

Person A: "You sure do love coal, Scotty"

by M92 Metrobus May 26, 2020

Newcastle Cheesecake

A group of male homosexuals getting it on. Cake is involved, too.

I sure could use a Newcastle Cheesecake right about now! It has been months, since the last get together!

by Gandolian August 29, 2020

Newcastle Elementary

Ah yes the place for the most holy place on earth no drugs,no bad words and nice people beside those 7th graders…. eek

At Newcastle elementary The old 5th grade teacher now teaches PE and most kids leave by their 5th year

by jollydreams December 11, 2021

newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024