Netidiot

Classification for people who incessantly post heated and insulting rebuttal messages in web forums. Nothing better to do than anonymously harass others online, it seems. A more productive use of their time would include thinking of ways to kill themselves. Instead, they submit volumes of circular text that always fails to make a point or debunk the original author’s statements with any validity.

The exchange can spiral out of control in a few different ways, usually after the original author responds to the comments. Often, the netidiot is incited by author’s reply, as though somehow shocked that someone they verbally assaulted would treat them with the same manner in return.

Most notable is the netidiot’s obvious emotional instability, and failure to recognize when they've been outwit and defeated. Remarkably, they always insist that any number of other posts that disagree with them are "stupid."

Who died and made you king of the netidiots?

by Wes Ferguson July 6, 2005

netizen

Just as a "citizen" is a member of a country, a "netizen" is a member of the internet. However, this term is overhyped and inaccurate Web 2.0 self-love for the following reasons:

- Citizens have legal rights regarding free expression and protection against illegal harassment and discrimination. Netizens do not.
- Citizens have legal responsibilities to their country including refraining from illegal harassment and discrimination. Netizens do not.
- Citizens are defined by their country, thus tied to a geographical location and forced to face the consequences of their opinions, choices and actions in that country. Netizens are not.
- Citizens are personally identifiable. Netizens are not.

This week, the blogosphere has been buzzing, with netizens giving their opinions on today's hot and pressing topic: Does Justin Bieber Have Syphilis? Netizen 'bieberfever4evaa11' said: 'JUSTIN BEIBER(sic) IS CLERLY(sic) NOT WELL, LEAVE JUSTIN BEABER(sic) ALONE!!' He - or she - later added: 'THESE ARE REAL TEARS I'M CRYING'

by turnoutthelights December 1, 2010

netini

A person who Is very goofy, They appear to be very confident and loud but around new audiences, they come across as shy. The name Netini symbolises destiny and luck. They also come across as very protective of the ones that matter most to them and even in the toughest of times they never fold on them, but then also they try to seek both sides of the story before coming out as bias. They can also really be chilled and unbothered, there just a really cool person.

Girl 1: Have you met the new girl Netini?
Girl 2: Nope, shes really shy.
Girl 3: You're missing out, she's just shy for now.

by joeconnerdeck December 31, 2019

Social Netiquette

Social network etiquette

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.

by stuartvision January 20, 2020

Netiquette

n. What is considered proper manners regarding any and all content found on the internet

Bob: Dude, my uncle keeps asking questions about you because you wrote on my facebook wall

Ted: Wow, he needs to learn proper netiquette

by chettheninja June 3, 2010

Netigeyser

A netigeyser is a spring characterized by an intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently. It is accompanied by the burn of the saline solution you just ingested into your sinus cavities after using your neti pot. As a fairly common phenomenon, the formation of netigeysers is due to particularly severe congestion conditions that exist in your head. Warnings to those around you about the potential of releasing a netigeyser is considered good form.

I sprung a netigeyser when I bent over to pet the doggo.

by TxAgSuz January 15, 2021

Red-netics

Redneck genetics; characteristics on a redneck that descend through the family tree and inherited by the offspring of rednecks.

Reba and her sister, Dalene, both have very distintive red-netics as demonstrated by their missing teeth. Their mother has missing teeth, too. As did their grand-mammy, Bertha.

by Jermaine Hopkins December 17, 2007