Gay espresso

Yes Very very VERY gay mostly fore madeleine he just won’t admit it :’)

You: hey are you gay Espresso: noo You: are you lying. Espresso : no (He is)

by Raspberry.—.cookie December 10, 2021

depressed espresso

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.

"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso

by everything is a jojo reference January 3, 2023

italian_espresso

A user on tiktok who plays Cookie Run: Kingdom, Simps for Latte Cookie and Chocolate Bonbon Cookie. Usually post about Cookie Run: Kingdom, and sometimes Cookie Run: Kingdom rule 34.

italian_espresso: *post a video of did you just talk back to me*

user 1: WHAT!
user 2: YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!

by Italian_Espresso September 10, 2023

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"

by Neil A November 7, 2008

Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.

Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.

by Mac13 January 12, 2009

Double Double espresso

One way ticket to Hyperactivity and too much energy! Probably the best legal method of achieving ecstasy, it is uncomparable to anything else you have ever seen.

Should be ingested with caution, as it may result in excruciating pain to anyone who is not under the effect of another double double espresso.

Guy 1: hey, what are you drinking?
Coffee addict: A double double espresso!
Guy 2: I dont think thats good for you
Guy 1: Yeah, but I think its worse for us, Run!!!
Coffee Addict: WOOOO AHH AHHH AHHHHH BLADABUHDURABLEJUCAWAWADELIOTABUBUYELAKAKACUEHDHA!!!!

by Mischievous Cockroach March 14, 2010

depresso espresso

An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.

"I am depresso espresso!"

by bournen June 5, 2019