Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018

Nertz

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.

The National Nertz Association is an organization that focuses on the promotion and welfare for the game of Nertz.

by nertzfan October 15, 2007

Neiltasha

Pokémon #469: Neiltasha

Height: 3'2 to 5'9, depending on position

Weight: 238 lbs

Location: Bathrooms, Restrooms, Washrooms, Lavatories, Water Closets, tiled rooms with countertops. When breeding, they are found in dark corners and behind lockers. Occasionally they will be found on tabletops.

Evolution:
Natasha + Neil --->
Neiltasha --->
Uberhornyneiltasha (+ Melanie) --->
Neiltasha-Melanie-Compound

Do not disturb this creature when it is resting in a hidng space. The Natasha element of this creature can be hazardous to your health if provoked. Keep a safe distance away.

Breeding:
Neil, Natasha, Melanie, anything that can move.

I think I saw some animal scurry over into the machine shop bathroom! Let's get the net and rat poison--
Oh, nevermind. Its just a Neiltasha breeding on the countertop.

by Cornelius IV September 11, 2005

Nert

A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.

My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.

by Dan Haan November 4, 2012

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003

nirt-nirt

A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?

Nirt-nirt #1: "Line that bitch up and we'll see how good your Fucked-Over-Rebuilt-Dodge is against my Chevy. I have 38" Super Swampers, yours are only 33's!"
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Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"

by charlygordon123456 July 11, 2006

NERTS

Nipple Erection Right Through Shirt

by DaWall July 11, 2003