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needs more jpeg

A tern used on r/greentext to basically say "this image looks terrible". It summons a bot which turns the image into a JPEG and the more times it's replied to with 'needs more jpeg' the blockier it looks.
by nobodyhasjams October 7, 2017
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Neeklen

someone who is shit at every game known to man.
Minecraft: 'Neeklen was slain by goat'
Neeklen: 'AHHHH FFS'
by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022
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Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
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needs more jiggawatts

A phrase from the film Back to the Future. It was used in the movie by the Doc to voice concern that something needs to be more powerful.

Today, we use the same phrase to explain that things need to be more powerful or better.
Jon: Dude, my MP3 player can't hold anymore songs. It's only 256MB.

Mike: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Sam: This computer is too slow.

Judy: Needs more jiggawatts.

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Mary: I bought a used Geo Metro. Needs more jiggawatts.

Beth: Hells yea.

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Sam: How do you like these wings? I made them extra spicy.

Tony: Needs more jiggawatts!
by malcolmdog January 4, 2006
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Neesa

Neesa.

People often get this name mixed up with "Nessa" but it's neesa!

Neesa is an absolute angel. The sweetest person to walk this earth. No matter how upset she is she will always be the therapist friend. She's the type who says "ilu" after just meeting someone and will *platonically* mean it. She just radiates the best energy and is a delight to be around. Neesa is STUNNING..but she is either insecure or confident (mainly both.) Neesa is emotional and either loves attention or hates it. When she's upset she doesn't like to dump her issues on to others and overthinks a LOT. She loves animals, nature and is great with kids. Is very loyal in relationships and friendships. She has an odd sense of humor. She has a very innocent cute outer shell and a kinda crazy personality on the inside when you get to know her. The experience of it all is a joy ride. Her fashion taste? Magnifique! She'll say "I don't like the curse..." but oh my she curses up a storm.

in all Neesa's are perfect. If you're a Neesa I LOVE YOU.
Dang, you know..Neesa is an angel.
by 420joshy April 3, 2021
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Neek

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.
Jon from big brother is a neek.
by Jay June 6, 2003
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Neesee

A person who will change your life forever. Neesee is a miracle and when we need one, is able to do one for us. In all that can go wrong she is the one who will make it all better. Neesee will bring you to victory and allow you to see in yourself what you may never have seen otherwise.
Neesee, NeeSee
by martianmommy February 13, 2010
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