neebedone

(n) person who is hired to do one job but ends up doing whatever task needs to be done.

Go ask the neebedone to make some coffee.

by bahrainz January 2, 2004

Newberelite

Someone who thinks they are good at World of Warcraft, but in actuallity they suck

All the Alliance are Newberelite

by Kenny Schell February 19, 2008

neenerstast

When a mans weiner is soft and he inserts it into a folded napkin and wiggles it around to make it hard and then proceeds to stick his junk into his own mouth and Suck it until he jizzes all over and squirts it out his nose.

When Josh got turned down by Bethany he decided to lock himself in his mothers bathroom and neenerstast as he cried uncontrollably.

by Clever beaver May 4, 2015

slap-needer

a face badly in need of a fist/slap

that persons a real slap-needer!

by eferdemo February 24, 2015

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Joshua Martin Newberry

the sexiest and handsomest guy you'll ever meet. great at most video games and cares a lot about all of his friends.if you get him as your man consider you lucky... he's got an AMAZING attitude and will never leave you or cheat on you.if you get into an argument he gives to shits and loves you to hell. probably single. he is also hilarious and nice. very charismatic so he has lots of friends. a nerd if you like them.

I love my Joshua Martin Newberry.
Joshua Martin Newberry my best friend!

by ololollloim josh October 4, 2019

Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009