O'Neal

Lords of all that is hilarity. If one tries to be funny, one WILL be funny. There is no way to dodge an O'Neal. You will flock to an O'Neal. An O'Neal is good. An O'Neal is great. An O'Neal loves boobies and an after-dinner shag. Respect an O'Neal. Beware an O'Neal. Most of all, bow down to an O'Neal.

Man-"What happened to you last night? You look all shagged out..."

Girl-"I was with an O'Neal!"

Man-"Ah."

by Killroy O'Neal February 14, 2009

Neal Schon

The under rated guitarist for Journey. AKA TFRG.

He plays almost a Neal Schon lead.

by ace October 21, 2003

Nearfetched

Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.

Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.

Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!

by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010

Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.

"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

Nolan O'nealing

The act of slapping someone's ass.

I was nolan o'nealing this girl while she was giving me head.

by redbum4life April 28, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Neal

Neal is most likely a Gemini man who is very tall and has a great face and eyes. He comes off as outgoing when you first meet him, but he has a quieter side. Asks the most random questions and is genuinely funny and is great friend to have. The man has a story or reference to anything you can think of and you're guaranteed a dynamic conversation about anything. He is liked by everybody who meets him to the point that they all beg him to come work with them. Neal follows his own path though and rejects all offers. Honestly Neal is the type of dude who is likely to be successful in anything he tries out. If you find him on a fishing boat in Alaska don't be surprised. Overall chill dude with a good heart.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Neal said?
Dude 2: I didn't but I bet it was interesting and funny
Dude 1: and you'd be right!

by woohoo7 September 18, 2021