Horatio Nelson

1758-1805

British napoleonic admiral, famous for losing one arm and the sight in one eye in battle, ditching his wife for Emma Lady Hamilton and dying in his finest hour at his decisive victory off Cape Trafalgar, 21 October 1805.
In short: a badass.

Horatio Nelson "was, and is, in Lord Byron's words, 'Britannia's God of War'"

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Neal

A very attractive guy that always lights up the party. When someone is feeling down, he lightens their day w/ a smile. Neal is an outgoing guy that won't give up on what he wants to accomplish. Funny, talented, different, and inspiring to other humans.

"I'm having a bad day. I wish Neal was here. I wouldn't even be performing today if it wasn't for him!"

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Neasha

The MOST amazing girl In the world!! She has a smile that is contagious, and It's so Beautiful. She is very selfless, and Is the type of person that would go out of her way to help you. She is VERRRYY sarcastic ;) her sense of humor will have you in stitches! and she stands up for what she believes in. She is brutally honest. Don't get on her bad side, not someone you want as an enemy! She is very INDEPENDENT and really smart! She is genuinely a good person! She is the type of girl you would want to bring home to your mom, but don't let her fool you...She is a party animal that knows how to get down! She Is very competitive and down to earth. She enjoys simple things like enjoying the outdoors in nature. She is One of a kind!

Amazing gorgeous smart wife-material Neasha

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Nelson Muntz

Nelson Muntz is the school bully in the TV show "The Simpsons" his catchphrase is "HA HA!" which he expresses if he spots another character's misfortune. On a few cases however, the tables turned on him and everyone laughs at his misfortune.

He wears a vest over a t-shirt with shorts and is quite fat.
He is not as tough as he seems as in many episodes he has a secret enjoyment with cooking.
Nelson is in Bart's class and in the early episodes of The Simpsons he was Bart's Bully and in later episodes he and Bart became friends.

*Lisa walks out of a Barbers*
Nelson Muntz: Ha ha.
*Lisa Puts a hat on and walks off*
*Old lady falls into a bin*
Nelson: *Points* Ha ha!
*A very tall man drives by in a small car*
Nelson: *Points* HA HA!
*car stops*
Nelson: Crud.
Tall man: Do you find something comical about my appearance while I was driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah.
Tall man: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Nelson: I guess so.
Tall man: Whatdja, would you like it if I made fun of your misfortune. HUH? Maybe we should find out!
*Tall man pulls Nelson's pants down*
Tall man: Now MARCH!

by Noslen June 8, 2013

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