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Magic the Gathering

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.
Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF
by LonewandererD January 13, 2009
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Mathering

Involuntary reflex from the human body, similar to gagging or hacking up a lugy, which happens continuously during a whole night of partying and popping bottles, scaring away any girls from your VIP table, and also causing security to keep a close eye on the individuals involved.
Joe, "Why after every bump does Jon gag like that, is he dying? Also he is making everyone look at us."

James, "He is mathering dude, it's all good, that's how we roll"
by TuckDCconnect August 6, 2012
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carnal gathering

In most cases the phrase is used to describe an orgy. It can also be used to describe a gangbang.
We're having a carnal gathering at my place this Saturday. Wanna come?
by thebrucewayne August 21, 2013
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69420 Gathering

A gathering that starts off as a picnic but then gets touchy. After a little bit, everyone smokes weed and there you go: not a threesome but a twentysome! It gets messy fast though!
Me and my family had 69420 gathering.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019
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Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010
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gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days
by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010
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Magic the Gathering

The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."
I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.
by Magic Rehab Surviver June 1, 2006
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