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narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh
went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.
by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022
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Tacoma Narrows Bridge

Similar to the sex position "The Eiffel Tower", the Tacoma Narrows Bridge is performed by having a girl on hands and knees, where sweet fellacio is happening at one end with one happy male, while the dirty plowing is occurring with man #2 in the back. However, a real Tacoma Narrows Bridge occurs when one man blows massive load early, and his body succumbs to the moment and he collapses, preferably into a river.
Hot dog! Dale and Troy hit me hard last night with a Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Troy lost control and yeeted himself into the river. We had to call the Coast Guard!
by kreed321 September 22, 2019
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narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.
Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.
by brobnc November 5, 2012
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Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.
The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.
by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022
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Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend
He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust
by The Phantom Menace March 29, 2023
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