narcissistic

One who believes the world revolves around them.

Charlie Sheen is the epitome of narcissistic behavior

by cougar6969 July 17, 2011

Narcissistic

someone who is very self reliant and self-centered, while also is commonly self-obsessed and has a very large ego.

Chip has such a large ego and thinks he is so much better than everyone else. he is so narcissistic sometimes!

by Kaychi-Wolfie January 6, 2015

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

narcissistic

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.

Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.

Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"

by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016

narcissistic

Vain, self centered

Oh My God preps or so self centered. If only they knew how retarded they are

by BTHC August 14, 2003

Narcissistic

Cats and dogs are not narcissistic or vain.

Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018