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Naperville

An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.
Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
by Splanky101 November 2, 2011
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Naperville

A paradise community of 150,000 residents filled with large houses, beautiful girls, and expensive cars.
-Im so jealous of those Naperville bitches.
by NeuquaBoi August 16, 2008
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Naiberg

verb. origin: neighbor. To welcome a friend into your home and make them feel like family.
That rabbi naiberged us last night, inviting us to his house for shabbat.
by AGreenspoon July 10, 2009
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nabberflabbergastum

NOUN-- the state of being stupid or in shock and stupid-looking
Look at the nabberflabbergastum on his face!
by heyyy7123 November 3, 2010
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Naperville

McMansion Hell, USA

The architecture became considerably generic in the 90s, but the schools are still top notch. It all started when those dinosaurs in White Eagle wanted to be Naperville so bad that Aurora shut their water off.
Naperville isn't the richest girl in the clique, she's the most popular and influential. Get into it.
by TheEsotericAddress December 23, 2016
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basket napper

Gage is a major basket napper. Could be why he is 300 lbs
by jonijr December 24, 2010
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Mega-Napper

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently
Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper
by Meatbus September 20, 2011
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