Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

by Sin7032 June 25, 2018

nutsniffing

A psychological disorder falling under the larger diagnostic category of OCD whereas the sufferer, usually a contortionist, bends himself far forward enough to repeatedly and compulsively sniff his own nuts.

Sadly, I found out that my cousin is being treated for his debilitating nutsniffing illness and part of the treatment is for the patient to have to tightly seal their nuts in plastic wrap day and night, so the pleasure reward is taken away and the behavior gets extinguished pretty quickly!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Nutnick

A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving

She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells

by tinkerslink December 9, 2008

Nubinja

A gamer who "trys" to knife (someone that has no sound) 60+ times and still blames the server for lagg and bad registry. --->stealthy and extremely nubby...

pW| HaViX | Pr0NuB!NjAz -------*Real cs1.6 player btw*

HaViX @ Counter-Strike

Player1:HaViX is such a nubinja hes 0 and 9

Player2:Wait there was a player called HaViX in here?

by HaViX -------LOLPWNTFTW--- o_O July 12, 2010

Nuking a toilet

Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it

Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.

Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial

by Pasmc January 15, 2022

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008