nubetube

the granade luncher used on the assualt riffles in call of duty 4

that bastard killed me with a nubetube

by Dillon Hanaburgh February 24, 2008

nuberade

1.) being a nub who drinks haterade despite sucking at everythin

PATRICK SULLIVAN, patrick sullivans xbox skills at halo and call of duty.
Despite Patrick Sullican pretty much sucks major dickballs at halo, he and the iceman stil find time to drink haterade.
Patrick Sullivan drinks mad nuberade after recieving a lubejob from the "ICEMAN".

by Chris McNub March 13, 2008

Nigel C. Nuberton

the name of the "admissions officer" who rejected Gavin from Brown University. Very hilarious.

"Dear Gavin:
You are not that good. Certainly not Brown material. noobass.
We Out,
Nigel C. Nuberton

by Mark Zakhary May 19, 2004

Nubert

My man

Nubert is a small red blob found in Deltarune and he is one of the communities’ favourite characters

Don’t worry, your never alone. You’ve got Nubert :D

by MvNobody November 5, 2021

nubesauce

Someone who sweats alot or is the last person to be picked for a team. This person is usually obese. A nubesauce also likes to break little kids toys and take the motors out of them and use them to make things.

sean: That Tommy is a real nubesauce.
Jeremy: True dat son.

by pants eater 101 February 13, 2010

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008

nuben

the mongolian word from cats tit about the third nipple syndrome.

My god john your wife has a fabulous nuben!

by Oysters Rockafeller July 5, 2006