An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”
by Ootheco February 10, 2022
Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.
by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004
a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.
by Denjamin April 25, 2006
1. An outrageous and extra person.
2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.
2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.
by totalshm October 19, 2019
Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!
by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005
The act of noodling is any flirtation or activity related to Tinder.
It derives from the term catfish, which indicates faux online relationships, oftentimes associated with Tinder.
It derives from the term catfish, which indicates faux online relationships, oftentimes associated with Tinder.
by Cjrazer74 September 29, 2013
The term of losing one's legs (balance) after the consumption of a copious amount of THC. This person will fall as if their legs were that of a puppet. They usually will not remember falling.
Signs of noodling: One begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.
FALLING could lead to serious injury. Please be sure that your friends do not noodle! Noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. GIVE THESE PEOPLE WATER & FOOD when munchies give in.
Signs of noodling: One begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.
FALLING could lead to serious injury. Please be sure that your friends do not noodle! Noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. GIVE THESE PEOPLE WATER & FOOD when munchies give in.
Me: "Damn Haresh, you just smoked a lot, you all right?"
H: "Yeah dude i'm fine."
Me: "Oh shit! he's about to noodle!"
Everybody: "OH FUCK! how did his legs just give out like that? ... fucking noodling is dangerous. "
H: "Yeah dude i'm fine."
Me: "Oh shit! he's about to noodle!"
Everybody: "OH FUCK! how did his legs just give out like that? ... fucking noodling is dangerous. "
by jwowtittytittybangbang November 07, 2011