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Noobage

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010
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noxage

1) A 1337 player that pwns at all games

2) kilt wearing mfer
Noxage fragged Sarge with AIDS
by Tyax January 12, 2008
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Nabagle

To have sex with another person in your ex's fraternity/sorority after the two of you break up. Nabagling is often used as revenge, or if you're just a shithead.
I can't believe he Nabagled me with our chapter president, he's a pathetic excuse of a human being.
by tautal babe March 3, 2017
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NobGobblin

Small ugly hairy female who loves to slobber the D for Nut butter
Did you see how that nobgobblin slurped my pole? Man I nutted all over her face and she hosed it up.
by RebornMethos November 22, 2018
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Noobage

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).
Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?
by noobage February 12, 2020
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Nosages

When you want sausages but there are none
I have nosages
by Nosages October 24, 2020
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nobald

A cool name for people that are bald but are scared to admit it
Bob:omg wait are you bald?!?!

Adam:nooo im not bald im nobald
by Dutch magma December 31, 2020
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