nike

this dude is so fuckin gay i die rn hep now xdddddd

person 1: "man nike is a nigger like wtf" person 2: "yes dxxdsjxddssdfsdf"

by fat ugly person January 18, 2018

nike

a brand that's much better than UA

p1: i like nike
p2: ok.
p1: u aren't gonna say something else?
p2: nope

by golflife101 May 29, 2018

Nike

The most awesome girl you'll ever meet. She might come off either too quiet or too loud but once you know her she's pretty down to earth. Her attitude may differ depending on how you first approach her, don't make fun of her name and call her a shoe, you don't want to upset her. If you do make the mistake of upsetting her, RUN.

Nike, just do her!

by GiantEgo5000 April 23, 2018

Nike

What you call the person you like, cuz you gotta just do it

Friend 1: OMG I like him so much, we need a code name
Friend 2: let’s call him Nike cuz you gotta just do it

by AdCapTurd June 22, 2018

Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018

Nike

Nike is a weird person. He has a great personality. He is a fuck boy but is cute. He loves the shoe brand.

Nike is so cute, why can't you look like him.

by Nike. September 23, 2019

Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.

Nike is beautiful, incredible and extraordinary.

by Blessingofearth October 16, 2019