Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

Newt Gingrich

A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.

Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!

by olDocGold June 12, 2011

newt gingrich

Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.

Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!

by non-idiot August 24, 2005

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.

friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'

by leialt April 26, 2021

Newt's Gingrich

1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.

2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.

1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.

2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.

by General Johnnyboy July 28, 2012

Newt Gingrich

A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.

2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal

Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.

There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!

by MorgulRat March 26, 2012