Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
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1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.
2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.
3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.
4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.
2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.
3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.
4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
Mong - Newcastle Jets
Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
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Get the newscastering mug.New Castle Fever is a serious medical condition in which a female becomes attracted to a male from New Castle, Pennsylvania. The disease is characterized by a strong desire to be around the New Castle male (hallmark symptom), flushing of the face, and an acute fever. New Castle Fever is becoming increasingly prevalent, with the highest incidence in Western Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio. Treatment involves either immediately and completely discontinuing the interaction with the New Castle male or pregnancy.
I have been hanging out with this kid from New Castle and I am certain that I want to give birth to his baby...I must have the New Castle Fever.
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