nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

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Nestley

A kind and beautiful girl. Outgoing and perfect the way she is. Smart and creative too.

Omg Nestley is so cool.

by kelsey keegan January 4, 2020

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nested

putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat

Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested

by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015

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netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

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nester

a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.

Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.

by jotis August 3, 2007

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