nenaphram

(ni-na_fram)
someone who does dumb things or who's not very smart

dude why do u have 2 be a nenaphram!!

by Ary aka mz cotton candy March 4, 2008

Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.

"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."

by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Nevada racing stripes

Scratches on the sides of a 4 wheel drive from sage brush

Check out the nevada racing stripes on that pickup, that trucks been in the hills

by Hors Koch August 20, 2012

Nevada Hot Pocket

Deposit a bowel movement into a vagina (a speculum may facilitate this action). Essentially this is a space dock.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.

Dude 1: After I shit in her cunt, I totally ate the Nevada Hot Pocket.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.

by HOT Love Bug October 21, 2013

Neanderballing

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".

(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!

by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015

Nendu

When you're peeing with incredible force and suddenly fart loudly and unexpectedly

"Oh man...I was just taking a piss and totally had a nendu."
"Jeez, that explains why the guy who came out right before you was holding his nose."

by Nilay Patel September 10, 2018

nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.

Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.

by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019