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napalm treatment

A quite horrible and cruel prison weapon used against inmates. It consists of boiling water and dissolved sugar boiled in a kettle. The effect of this is similar to napalm and melts skin away in a matter of seconds.
Guard 1: "did you see the rioters yesterday? Threw the napalm treatment right at an inmates face!"

Guard 2: "he isn't getting any ladies any time soon."
by Bigjuicytatas May 27, 2017
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Napalm Strike

A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross
by Karminium April 9, 2021
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Napalm Girl

Wow, look at her! She's a real napalm girl!
by bitchmasterb October 26, 2010
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Napalm run

It's When you need to fart so you unleash your gas by walking around to hide the fact you are farting/to stop people realising it's your fart they're smelling
Quick let's start walking I need to go on a napalm run!
by War and peace September 5, 2011
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Napalm Bomb

when going down on the girl, you discover a bush that's not quite to your liking, so you take out your blow torch and set that shit ablaze; commonly known as the Flambé and the Scorcher
Bro that hookup with Emily was such a dissapointment...so i decided to give her a lil lawn mowin of my own and Napalm Bombed that bitch like the Viet Cong

Although Emily's hygeine was not what i expected it to be, I managed to salvage the moment by laying waste to her tumbleweed with a well-timed Napalm Bomb.

I took the Czar's advice and used a Scorched-Earth Policy so my battle tank could infiltrate the enemy gates
by Rothy April 1, 2003
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Napalm Shits

When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation
Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up all night with the napalm shits
by Dennie January 5, 2009
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Napalm Goat

The type of goat used in the Vietnam war by the gooks in response to the american airborne version. Highly effective against tightly packed squads.

P.S No goats were harmed in the making of this definition
"Oh shit a napalm goat! RUN!"
by Bertie Trevis November 1, 2004
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