Nutter Mutter

When a male bastes his penis and/or testicles with creamy peanut butter and invites a canine companion to partake in consensual consumption of said peanut butter.

I took the guy who sat alone with his lap dog a jar of peanut butter so he could enjoy a nutter mutter.

by drumdude20 June 27, 2014

Munted

A technical term describing the state of Christchurch sewer system after February 2011 Earthquake.

"Our main sewer truck is seriously munted," Mayor Bob Parker told TVNZ. "I believe that is the technical term."

by Adulcia March 15, 2011

musted

When a girl ejects vaginal lubricant when turned on.

I went to see Magic Mike XXL and totally musted myself

by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

Munted

An item that no longer works; is without use.

My CD player is totalled munted - i'll have to get it fixed.

by cazzhendrix June 12, 2003

munted

Broken, beyond any form of repair, compeletely useless.

You've really gone and munted it now

by Paula-Rose July 10, 2005

Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006