motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

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motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

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spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot

P.U.! Who just spread the mustard?

by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010

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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

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delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body

"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"

by Steve July 6, 2004

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