musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

by megriley September 5, 2006

musical tourette's

An artificial form of tourette syndrome in which the singing or speaking of a line from a song by one individual produces the spontaneous and not entirely voluntary singing or speaking of further lines of said song by another individual. This phenomenon is most often seen among people in good moods.

When you or your friends have musical tourette's, life is like a Broadway musical.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

Practica Musica

An evil computer program made by satin that attempts to teach musically gifted students (who may or may not have any interest in becoming a musician) music theory. With exercises ranging from cord progression to speed intervals, one will be left exasperated. When you get one answer correct you get one point, but when you answer one of the questions incorrectly you lose everything... including your self esteem. Those who passed an exercise either cheated off a friend or had weeties for breakfast. Those who pass the entire course are complete losers and deserve to be shunned from society.

Side effects include: hurty headaches, frustration, humiliation, an obscure feeling of wanting to kick babies

Music student A: Hey wanna work on practica musica during a free period?
Music student B: go fuck yourself

by Theefinisher February 11, 2010

Musicals

The literal best thing that ever happened to the planet.

Omg, musicals!

by Ha that’s funny December 9, 2019

Musical Shags.

Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.

Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!

by Nigel Fleming May 1, 2007

musical no homo

When a person covering a song alters the gender pronouns to maintain that they are most definitely heterosexual

Girl singing Take Me to Church: My lovers got humour, he's a giggle at a funeral
Other person: Thats not the words?
Girl: But I had to do a musical no homo or EVERYONE will think I'm a LESBIAN

by EriniV October 22, 2015

Musical Soulmate

Someone with whom you share similar, almost identical, music tastes. Like a best friend can finish your sentences, a musical soulmate will always be able to bounce the next verse back at you.

Budders, is my musical soulmate. I swear we know every song. We even have games we play to try & stump each other!

by Anastacia Lee December 18, 2017