Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

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Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

Muggle Mushrooms by nygeek September 22, 2015

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You know what it means...

That Anita is a right bag of mushrooms...

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what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY

jesus christ you people are stupid

leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?

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Pizza mushrooms are typically found on pizza. Many people enjoy pizza mushrooms but do not otherwise like mushrooms.

A: Dude want some mushrooms?
B: No man I don't dig mushrooms.
A: It's okay they're Pizza mushrooms
B: Baller hook it up!!!

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Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...

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When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

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